Schlobinski's brother, Teddy Schlobinski stated in a Monday press conference: "We mourn the passing of Debra who was a great daughter, sister, mother, and friend, but most of all she was a great Packer fan. There is no other way she would have wanted to go out. Go, Pack. Go!"
At his post-game press conference, Mike McCarthy stated that all full-time offensive and defensive players get a 20 minute training in how to do a Lambeau Leap, but since Hunter was fairly new to the team and no one ever expected him to score a TD, he hadn't received the training. McCarthy continued by saying that players are instructed to slow up, plant, and jump straight up, resting their rears on the edge or have fans hold them up. "Jason, in his excitement, did not slow up, and propelled himself three rows into the bleachers, unfortunately striking Ms. Schlobinski on the chin. Our condolences are with her family," McCarthy said.
Lambeau security staff believe Hunter's Lambeau Leap was the single highest Leap ever done since LeRoy Butler invented the touchdown celebration in 1993.
Mark my words her death by leap will become the way that all long-time Packer ticket holders will want to go out. It's kind of like when the first Viking king chiseled in his will that he wants his body to be burned on his finest boat with all of his possessions and servants with him.
ReplyDeleteIf I may steal a line from the proprietor of the Androids Dungeon; "Greatest Death Ever!"
What a way to go.
ReplyDeleteThank you for only referring to the blood-thirsty Scandanivian warriors, Vikings, in a positive sense.
Here at The Rant, we are not so kind to the modern day Vikings.