Say ‘good-bye’ to heavy sculptural bowls, fragile table art
and precious linen placemats and say ‘hello’ to table runners! The easy way to
add aesthetics without competing with décor or food, table runners
eliminate the need for obscene, perfunctory centerpieces at a fraction of the
price.
It’s often been said that the most common quilter and
knitter’s dilemma is that very first project. While blankets, scarves and
coasters are quite achievable, they generally represent a minimal effort
whereas socks, sweaters, mittens and the like require a much more experienced
hand. That’s why you’ll often find beginners enjoying middle ground in the form
of the classic table runner. But there's so much more to table runners.
Now, a lot of people I talk to look at table runners as
simply an extended coaster upon which a variety of drinks can be set. That
would be a gross oversimplification. Table runners are incredibly versatile in
both their utility and decorative possibilities.
Consider the scenario of food or drink being carelessly
spilled upon a beautiful wooden table. If not cleaned immediately, the
penetrating liquid would stain and create a permanent eyesore. A table runner
would easily accept the burden of the spill while being able to be laundered
just as easily as a tablecloth.
Among other things, one may also utilize an insulated table
runner as sort of a massive hot pad, acting as a protective barrier betwixt your
warmest of casseroles and your most precious of tables – something both table
owners and servers alike would appreciate.
If you’re worried about hiding that beautiful, flawless
table of yours, consider the implications of unsightly damage to that table
because you failed to protect it in the first place. Your arrogance has
resulted in ruining the thing you love most, and you will be reminded of this
every time you sit to have a meal.
Whether you consider it a placemat, hot pad, decorative
accent, napkin, coaster, seasonal centerpiece or simply table insurance, table
runners will always have a place in today’s world. So go ahead, run that table
like you mean it.
#Runthetable |
Excellent use of "betwixt".
ReplyDeleteAlso "perfunctory". Mr. Greenfield definitely brought his "A-B-C" game this week!
ReplyDeleteThoughtful and appropriate piece, Head Cheese. One may complement a fine table runner with an attractive trivet or two, as well. The table runner openly accepts many accesories.
ReplyDeleteI think we should start a club.
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