The movie opens with the Packers about to play their last
game of the season. A win here at Lambeau would only be a consolation prize but
may provide a glimmer of hope in an otherwise turbulent season filled with injuries,
chaos and infighting. They appear ready to play but just get destroyed. Fans
boo and exit the stadium in the middle of the 3rd quarter and by the
time the game ends, Lambeau is already almost empty.
As the final whistle blows, tempers come to a boil and there’s
a fight on the field – amongst the Packers players themselves. Heads are
definitely gonna roll for this one. It’s a low point in the history of the
organization and the NFL.
In the locker room, the players dress and collect their
things for the last time. Their season is over. It’s depressing as hell and
they just want to get home to their families now, but unfortunately not just
yet. The head of security comes in and tells players to stay in the locker room
for the moment. There are apparently a few angry or drunken fans roaming around
and possibly violent.
As the players wait it out scrolling through criticism and
memes on Twitter and Instagram, a SCREAM followed by GUN SHOTS is heard from
somewhere outside in the corridor. With the players confused and on edge, a
STAFFER barges into the locker room. He’s covered in blood and seriously hurt. The
kind-hearted Mason Crosby approaches him and asks if the staffer is OK, but
there’s no response. He falls silent before ERUPTING in rage and attacking
Crosby. The staffer is no longer human – he has turned into a freaking zombie.
Justin McCray and David Bakhtiari rip the attacker off Mason
and throw him against the wall. The grotesque creature surveys them and gets
ready to strike. The linemen warn him but he attacks anyway, biting at anything
it can sink its teeth into. This is now life or death.
Randall Cobb grabs a pair of ¾-inch-spiked wet weather cleats and wails on the zombie’s head, ending him for good. It’s a terrifying
ordeal and it’s about to get a lot worse. The main power goes out and the
backup generators kick in. Through social media, the players learn the inside
of Lambeau is swarming with these bloodthirsty, infectious creatures. The
stadium is on complete lockdown with no one going in or out. The still-unknown
outbreak must be contained at all costs. This is really happening.
SWAT and local police surround Lambeau with the National Guard
on its way. The media is going bananas and the world begins to pray for the
Green Bay Packers.
But this team is not going down without a fight. They don
their helmets and pads more like suits of armor than uniforms. Crates filled
with various weapons the Packers can use are airdropped right there on the 50 yard line.
The field lights snap on, and so do the cameras. The Lambeau Zombie
Apocalypse is going to be a commercial-free, televised event.
The zombies stand
at the opposing end zone while the Packers wait on their own. Tune in as the
Packers do battle for real survival in:
ZOMBIES VERSUS PACKERS
Thoughts? Additional ideas? I was thinking the outbreak was
caused by poisoned stadium nacho cheese created by evil scientists within the Minnesota
Vikings’ organization to literally kill off our fan base.
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