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I'd like to thank my mom. Thanks Mom, for keeping a healthy supply of Hungry Man frozen entrees, VandiCamps fish sticks, and Party Pizzas in the basement chest freezer. Though she refuses to add Slim Jims and Code Red to the shopping list (I suppose there are a few things a man must do for himself), the meaty, cheesy and sometimes fishy goodness of said foods have given me the strength to achieve Ranter recognition! I'd also like to thank the Ranter for not blocking me like many other sites have done. Huzza!
Then prepare yourself for a season of consistancy! (Unless I injure myself celebrating during Jimmy Falon's opening monologue at the Emmy Awards, Aug. 29) I'll wager 35 yard line tickets that he cracks himself up enough to laugh like an idiot during one of his skits.
This is an epic tale of one man and his pussy. . . and his sweater . . . and his 70's light show . . . THE JAY CUTLER STORY at a theater near you . . . unless it gets intercepted.
"Mom, Dad. I have something to tell you. I hope you can be understanding and that you don't blame yourselves. It's just that some people are born 'different', and, what i guess i'm trying to say is that i'm a total fag!"
Dude, is that a foot long tail Cutlers sporting there? WTF! (And I'm not talkin about the cat) Pink shirt, knit sweater, a foot anda half of ridiculous pony tail nonesense, with a cat in his arms too top it off?! This pic doesn't even need a caption. Send the dollar too yourselves for finding this. Fuckin kudos.
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Pussy.
ReplyDeleteBuffalo Jay says:
ReplyDelete"It puts the lotion on the skin, NOW!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3aYZSAyEuM
Jay: You want to pet my pussy?
ReplyDeleteMe: Sure, move the cat...
Cooper Manning contemplates what whiney controlling bitches his brothers are. Especially Eli, F*@$ Eli!
ReplyDeletePashaww!! gets a special award:)
ReplyDeleteI'd like to thank my mom.
ReplyDeleteThanks Mom, for keeping a healthy supply of Hungry Man frozen entrees, VandiCamps fish sticks, and Party Pizzas in the basement chest freezer.
Though she refuses to add Slim Jims and Code Red to the shopping list (I suppose there are a few things a man must do for himself), the meaty, cheesy and sometimes fishy goodness of said foods have given me the strength to achieve Ranter recognition!
I'd also like to thank the Ranter for not blocking me like many other sites have done.
Huzza!
I could never block you - you're our most consistent commenter!
ReplyDeleteThen prepare yourself for a season of consistancy! (Unless I injure myself celebrating during Jimmy Falon's opening monologue at the Emmy Awards, Aug. 29) I'll wager 35 yard line tickets that he cracks himself up enough to laugh like an idiot during one of his skits.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry Mr. Shanahanny, we'll show the doo-doo-hearted people we can throw less than 20 interceptions.
ReplyDeletePussy's been bad to me. No, no those aren't lasers Mr. Pussy. Let me just put you behind me . . .
ReplyDeleteThis is an epic tale of one man and his pussy. . . and his sweater . . . and his 70's light show . . . THE JAY CUTLER STORY at a theater near you . . . unless it gets intercepted.
ReplyDeleteMini-Me, no, we don't gnaw on our kitty. Leave Mr. Loviesmith alone. Just love him, stroke him.
ReplyDelete"Mom, Dad. I have something to tell you. I hope you can be understanding and that you don't blame yourselves. It's just that some people are born 'different', and, what i guess i'm trying to say is that i'm a total fag!"
ReplyDeleteScheme Factory: Effing hilarious.
ReplyDeleteDude, is that a foot long tail Cutlers sporting there? WTF! (And I'm not talkin about the cat) Pink shirt, knit sweater, a foot anda half of ridiculous pony tail nonesense, with a cat in his arms too top it off?! This pic doesn't even need a caption. Send the dollar too yourselves for finding this. Fuckin kudos.
ReplyDeleteLOL Graffin - thanks. I'll take that as major kudos to my Photoshop abilities! It's a Ranter Original (dang, I should probably watermark next time).
ReplyDeleteFranklin and I agree - Al takes it this time! Man, these are fun to read.
The chin shadow is what holdes it all togeather.
ReplyDeleteI refuse to believe this is photoshoped, it's real dammit.
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