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Update. We're giving this one to Ms. Quarter. We both LOL'd at her comment that suggested Stafford spiked (or roofied?) the girl's drink second from left. Well played!
Matt, what the hell did you put in my drink?"
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Do all these hot girls make my sunglasses look less gay?
ReplyDeleteHey Roethlisberger, put the camera down and come join the festivities!
ReplyDeleteBoats and Hoes!
ReplyDelete"I am SOOO glad you ladies take credit cards. which slot should i swipe it through?"
ReplyDeleteOption A: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FJC9fb2Rqfg/TKYkg5LicqI/AAAAAAAAAWM/ckAFMvif3zo/s400/MattSafford_babes%5B1%5D.jpg
ReplyDeleteOption B: http://www.totalpackers.com/images/ClayMatthewsPackers.jpg
"Coach, I can't play. My shoulder hurts too much!! Ouch! Ouch! SO wish I could play! DAMN!"
Jackpot!
ReplyDeleteI like doing things on boats . . . learned it from a Vikings' friend of mine.
ReplyDeleteHappy 4th of July! Oh, I meant happy 4 in July!
ReplyDelete"two words, man: seven boobs!! I mean 8- 8 boobs, although that one should count as a half. yeah, look at it, you know whati'msayin!"
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