Only first submissions received today will be considered. No cash prize this time around, BUT I am designing an original "Tracy White Certificate of Excellent" for the winner! Good luck!
Previous weekly winners include Rich Ward, ukpackersfan and JerseyAl (no, you don't have to be a Tweeter to win).
Update: Jersey Al gets it again. One of the greatest movie lines ever, reinterpreted for one of the greatest guys of all time. It just works so well. His TWCE is in (e)mail.
Ahhhh, I love the smell of pigskin in the morning...
ReplyDeleteNothing like a woof of the center's balls to cure a hangover!
ReplyDeleteWoo! I'm back baby!
Damn, I wish Ted would just trade for a new free agent ball pump. Shit, does he think it's HIS money?
ReplyDeleteShhh....you're all right, ol' girl. You shouldn't let those boys treat you so rough. A little kiss will make it all better...
ReplyDeleteGeez, this ball smells funny...kinda like...what the? I thought Favre was in Minnesota!
ReplyDelete"Ok, here's what's going to happen. Cutler's going to drop back, we're going to chase the little girl out of the pocket, he's going to chuck it in the air, and the next thing you know, you'll be safe in C-Wood's arms again. Got it? Ok, see you soon."
ReplyDeleteYears later this particular pigskin sits in an AA meeting discussing why they ended up down a path full of drug abuse and self-loathing.
ReplyDeleteUm coach, it's 'Riddel' ...not Ritalin.
ReplyDeleteUh . . . I thought you said my tongue wouldn't stick on it. Guys?!? . . . Guys?!?
ReplyDeleteKevin...Its not that kind of rock.
ReplyDeleteeither i'm tripping-balls, or this coconut's already been drank?!?..
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ReplyDelete"I love balls."
ReplyDeleteThat's how you attack it! Like a dog, dadgum!
ReplyDeleteSnorting footballs is not as easy as it looks, especially the first one.
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